The sun!....

I saw someone shielding them self from the sun in front of a car wash this morning on the way to work. He was acting as though the sun was going to turn him to dust. I thought he looked funny until i remembered the one and only time i visited the opthamologist after I was hit in the eye with a hockey ball. The doc dilated my pupils to see if i had a torn retina (which I didn't.) When I left, nobody told me I'd need to pick up a complimentary pair of plastic sunglasses from the receptionist's desk. When I went to leave, I realised I had no cash to pay the parking attendant. I looked out of the window and noticed a bank across the street. When i went outside all I saw was white. So I ran across the street like a vampire.